Well depending on what your building has available you could:
Go to the communal laundry area, and do your laundry naked. Say that’s the only way to make sure it all gets clean.
If you have a pool, you could go skinny dipping. Or sauna maybe.
As someone who used to deliver food, I’m also very much in favour of the nude food delivery mentioned previously.
Start at the bottom of your staircase, and take all your clothes off. Head all the way up, and then back down, leaving your clothes at the bottom.
Take a nude/lewd picture of yourself, showing as much as you’re comfortable with and print out some copies. Leave them in hidden spots around the building.
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