Since you don't like messy things we'd better keep you nice and clean:
1) Take a chunk of soap off a bar of soap and put it into your anus. If you don't have soap, fill your arse with shampoo.
2) go for a 15 minute walk with this in your anus and "Thank you for cleaning my anus master" written someone on your body, so that it would be legible if naked.
3) Once you return, get into the shower, remove the soap/shampoo from your arse, open your arse cheeks and use the shower head to form a lather with the soap inside you. Use this and any soap/shampoo you removed from your anus to wash all over.
4) Get out of the shower, cover your toothbrush in toothpaste then masturbate with that directly on your clit for 10 minutes or until you cum. Once finished, brush the inside of your pussy for 1 minute then brush your teeth for 3 minutes. Wait 8 hours before finally washing out your pussy or showering again.
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