[The Living Statue]

Originally Posted by MrFrustration

Ok then try this... for the next two hours you will be walking around the house like a pretty ballerina doll, tiptoeing with tiny steps, body straight and mouth slightly open. You will stop every 50 steps, put your heels back on the ground and stand very erect, still and poised for 20 seconds before walking again.

Sounds great, I will set it up now