1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Last Halloween costume, since it’s not a good idea to be naked in public and I sleep naked. Last Halloween costume was an elf.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Naked in stocks in a public place for an hour. This is close to a fantasy of mine.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
More embarrassed if my mom did.
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
A baby
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls, but I wouldn’t mind either.
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
As fun as a week of vibrating sounds, I’d go to the doctor.
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap dance. More contact
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Onion!
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
15 inch penis
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A cup. I love smaller breasts
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Fluffy tail
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Nightclub. Would get more looks there I think.
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
A butt plug. I have worn one for over 5 hours and enjoyed it.
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Ladies underwear. I keep groomed down there and ladies underwear are comfortable anyway!
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Next stranger I see. More risky and unknown.
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Fridge. No public.