You're gonna want to make sure you haven't gone to the toilet for a while before taking a max dose of laxatives. Wait until those are close to kicking in, and then insert 5 marshmallows up the butt. You're gonna go for a walk, but it doesn't have to be too public. From your house, head out for 20 mins in a random direction, then come back home. If you make it without messing, congrats! If you do mess however, then you may immediately start to come home, but however many minutes you had left, you must spend with the messy underwear on your head, most gross part over your mouth and nose.
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