[Butterfly]

Originally Posted by Jaro

Here are some very weird - and hopefully funny - questions for you.
Please answer as best and honest as you can, but obviously don't take them too seriously. Elaborating is much appreciated.

1. Have you ever fucked someone so hard they got knocked out by their own big boobs?
No, I have not lol. If I did I think I would need to wear a helmet for my own safety.
3. Would you give oral to someone who could trip over their own pubic hair?
No, that would be gross
4. When did you last swap out saliva with somebody?
Never. bodily fluids are gross
5. Did you ever make boolooloop under the mango tree?
I have not
6. Do you do it like they do it on Discovery Channel?
Sometimes
7. Could sperm be a good daily protein diet for you?
*barf*
8. Have you ever gone down on someone while joining the mile high club?
Nope
9. Have you ever been so sweaty that if you were to trample someone they would drown before they would suffocate?
Once
10. Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 11?

Absolutely not.

Also, did you realize that you forgot number 2?