[tyragon123]

1. Wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week. Free no strings rimjobs sounds pretty good

2. Eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place. Maybe a little awkward but I’m sure either of the two could be completed without issue.

3. Receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm. Hard to choose, but feels like it might be safer.

4. Have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases. Blowjobs can be fun, but drinking piss (especially dehydrated) isn’t nearly as much fun for me.

5. Have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery. Might be a bit embarrassing if the exhibition is titled “The World’s Most Useless Penises”, but still a lot better than the other option.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour. Shorter & more interesting

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vaginaOR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world. I won’t say no to an extra hole!

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living. Two dicks & then the rest of the week off sounds great! 8 hours a day of non stop dick pics might get old.