... simple but requires the following steps:
- Put a lifesize dummy in your office chair. This dummy should represent you fairly close. The accuracy depends on the quality of your webcam.
- Attach one of those robot vacuum cleaners to the dummy's chair to simulate nervous but accurate movement of the replacement "employee"
- Locate yourself out of the webcam's range, behind your second screen. Very important: MUTE the sound effects comming from the material you're planning to watch!
- Regularly make statements like "mmm, I agree" and "I'll look into that soon".
- Finally, if next time someone should make a comment on your different appearance, tell them you had a haircut.
People usually sleep better after they...
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Bye folks! And thanks for your cooperation!
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