Cows!
This is the Farmer here again. It's getting pretty cold (except for you southern hemisphere cows), so we need to make sure that big udder is taken care of.
You're going to need a tube of chapstick - rub it all over that big udder until it's shiny. Don't want it getting dried out!
Go outside if you can (or at least into the coldest room in your house) with a nice mug of hot tea and a pair of mittens. Put on the mittens and milk yourself thoroughly. If you don't have mittens, just duct tape some plastic bags around your hands.
A hot mug of tea isn't complete without milk. Drink and enjoy!
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