1. When did you last masturbate?
Earlier today.
2. What did you use?
Hand, butt plug, cock ring, camera. (I was also sissied up a little...)
3. What did you think about?
Being used by some gay acquiantances I used to know.
4. What was the last thing you inserted anally?
That butt plug from question 2.
5. Did you enjoy it?
Oh yes, thank you. Very much!
6. How long was it there for?
I had a proper session, so I guess I wore it a couple of hours (I also wore it to the shop).
7. Was it clean when it came out?
Yes. (Poo puts me off...)
8.
Girls: Is your vagina uneven?
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?
Yes. I believe that's true for most people?
9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?
I don't have fetishes, just some kinks. And I'm bisexual. I haven't had much need to talk about my kinks but I'm sure some of my friends know of some of my non-vanilla likes.
10. What happened?
I had very nice sex! 
11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?
No.
12.
What was it?
13. Do ever wear a butt plug?
Yes.
14. If so, where do you wear it?
At home, but sometimes also outside - in shops, on walks, cycling...
15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe.
Yes - both as top and as bottom, and while both can be very sexy and pleasant experiences, being bottom has always been very, very special to me.
16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship?
No.
17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done?
Years ago: I was really horny - but had an awful snotty runny flu and my then GF didn't want me to come near her . So when she suggested that I masturbate for her, I was happy to do it. Initially. But somewhere halfway through it I started to get embarrassed. I think I tried to hide my face when I came - but afterward I often thought I would like to do it again.
18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done?
Nothing comes to mind.
19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on?
Not really - but humiliation can definitely add something to the situation!
20. What type of porn do you like?
It varies so much that I don't even know what to say. Right now I'm mainly looking at porn to find ideas for naughty selfies. During summer I looked for outdoor exhibitionist ideas, but lately I've been trying to find inspiration in exposure-type pictures.
21. How frequently do you masturbate?
I touch myself a lot (daily), but I masturbate to completion maybe three times per week. But it varies, depending on what else is going on in my life. There are periods when I masturbate daily - or even more often.
22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how?
No.
23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?
No.
24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel?
No.
25. Do you get turned on by getdare?
Well, coming to gD is to think about sex, so yes, to some degree. But it varies.