Deborah ate her own feces, and barfed all over the bathroom.
Prepare a two cans of beef stew and dump them out on/in the toilet, floor, bath, sink.
Urinals: piss on it all before eating off the surfaces
Toilets: after eating off the surfaces, shit in the toilet and stick face into toilet to take mouthfuls of shit and stew and chew it all well enough that it's tiny bits that won't clog the pipes when flushed.
Full Toilets- same as toilets, only once chewed well, spit it all into a bucket and when all is removed from toilet and we'll chewed and spewed, drink the contents of the bucket.
Cleaning staff: if adding shit or piss to the mix suits you then do it before eating the mess clean but beware how the mess is made as any shit must be moved to the toilet with your mouth first before any and all the slop must be cleaned up by mouth only- no flushing stew.
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