Ariel sat on the beach and got so warm she didn't realize her muscles relaxing... When she finally noticed, she ran for the outhouse tent and made it in, but by the time she pulled away her bathing suit the shit was flowing like pudding and chocolate milk
And her piss didn't have time to find the hole.
Urinals: golden showers for a day.
Regular toilets: bathe in your next wet stool.
Full toilets fill you mouths with wet stool and and keep it in your mouth while bathing in it - for up to 10 minutes.
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