1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Halloween Custome.. it was a cosplay of Yuno (from the series Future Diary)
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
First one
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
if my dad caught me
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
dog wuff wuff~
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
full of girls
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
i think since i have to poop in a week, i should go to the doctor xD
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
lap dance
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
onion.. and then just doggystyle xD
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
15 inch i guess (i have no clue of inches)
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A cup.. mine are killing me already
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
rait tail
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
airport
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
ball gag
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
undies.. i mean you guys have really confortale ones xD
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
last person i texted.. it was my mistress 
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
faceook.. to be honest who is even using it anymore