[Marquise]

I'm filling these up 'cause it's fun to imagine ways to bypass these horrible scenarios lol. Most of them sucks both options, though.

You go to a party and you clothes get ruined on your way there. Your BFF at the party gives you two choices
1) You can walk around naked or
2) Dress up in the clothes of the opposite sex

The T.A.R.D.I.S. lands on your front lawn do you join the Doctor?
Yes/No

You live in a sci-fi universe-
1)You have the power of transformation but every time you transform you pee your pants or
2) The power of invisibility but your clothes don’t turn invisible with you so you’d have to walk around naked. (I mean, I'd be invisible, so who cares if I'm naked? No one'd know)

A sexy vampire gives you two choices
1) She cannot turn you but you will be the packs sex slave doing whatever is required of you or
2) She can bite you but you’re the lowest on the totem pole getting the last of left overs if any are left and treated like dirt.(I'd accept this but then escape from them ASAP, pull a trick from Katerina Petrova's book and spend my eternal life running from those old baddies that are trying to get their revenge on me... maybe build my own army of vampire slaves to protect me and fight them off).

You’re stranded in the desert and come across a genies lamp. He tells you you can have one wish only.
1) You can be transported to a nearest city but you must give up a limb (your choice) (I'd give up my right arm, as I need legs to walk and I'm a lefty. When I get home, I can get a prostectic, so it's not that bad. It's better to drink pee an still be lost... and to be a lost immortal, especially since genies are tricksters and I'm pretty sure that the deal would be like "yes, you are immortal, but you still age, enjoy being a lost skeleton lol")
2) You have as much water as you’d like to drink but it’s filtered pee
3) You’re granted immortality (you know you get home but when is a mystery)


Would you rather go
1) To an orgy while locked in a chastity device or (I don't think I'd want to go on a orgy as sex with strangers isn't appealing to me, so this way, I can excuse my lack of sexual activity on the device)
2) A BDSM club as a sub to everyone domme/dom there?

Torture time wyr
1) Be tied spread eagle to a bed and have ice and wax dripped on your naked body or
2) Be tied and be tickled to you piss yourself? (Humiliating? Yes. Does it hurt? Maybe, I hate being tickled. But it hurts less than wax. Also, I could piss myself really fast just to get it over with, and the wax one doesn't have a time limit.)