[Bandana]

(Aliens used my account for a going bananas experiment)

Get:
- 4 larger bananas - not too ripe, but not green - cut each banana in half.
- 1 Kotex pad - medium absorbency fine.
- 4 liquid fleet suppositories - not fleet enenmas and not solid glycerin suppositories.
- Lube, when necessary for the roll to be able to slide in.
- Glue (for gluing the pad).
- Diaper, or a couple of towels, plastic bag and tape.
- Glove (optional).

Do:
1: Place the banana halves in a glass bowl and nuke for 30 secs (optional).

2: Tightly roll the Kotex pad into a roll, sleeping bag fashion. Sticky plastic side inward; cotton side facing out. Glue it together and wait for it to dry.

3: Empty two of the fleet liquid suppository applicators onto the banana halves making sure the tips of each are lightly lubricated.

4: Empty the other two applicators up your rectum.

5: Slip the banana halves tip-first into the butthole, one at a time. This may take a couple of minutes. The first banana will probably completely smush up. Push as much as you can in with a gloved hand.

6: Insert the rolled-up kotex into your quivering and very full rectum. If necessary, use your finger and some lube to push it all the way in. It will not get stuck because of the 4 bananas already inside and the slippery inside.

7: Tightly diaper yourself and finish it off with snug plastic pants.

8: Stay like this for as long as you can, at least half an hour. Try to go shopping without filling your diaper!

9: What happened? How long did it take for the 4 bananas and roll to come out? What happened to the small roll? Was it an interesting experience? This is exactly what the scientific aliens are interested in to understand. They will also need your data, so write a report asap (here in this thread).