[FeeltheRez]

Start out by getting limber, 15 jumping jacks then roll 3 dice, they'll be multiplied by each other. If any come up as 1, add 1 to the current product then re-roll. Example:
d1 x d2 x d3 : ( ( 2 x 3 ) + 1 ) x 4 = 28
Using the rubber spatula spank your thighs, tits, pussy, nipples, then each cheek that many times.

Now that you're limber, probe your ass canal until you can slide the dildo in easily. Bottom out the dildo and hold it inside while you put clamps on your nipples. Fuck your ass w/the dildo 50 times before bottoming it out and holding again. Grab the wooden spoon this time and repeat the above rolls and spanks w/new totals, making sure to start out by spanking the clamps off your nipples.

Time for the new toy, put a fresh pair of clamps on your nipples, then a matching set on your pussy lips. Stand up straight and bend over and push out the dildo. Feed your hungry hole the new toy and play around with the setting till just right. Once ready to enjoy spend no less than 20 min w/a vibe on your clit on the highest setting you can handle. Whenever close to cumming pause the timer, place a weak clamp on your clit, whip out your trusty rubber spatula and spank your nipples 10 times each then your pussy 10 times while trying to avoid the clit clamp, if it goes flying off you have to re-do the pussy spanking after re-applying the clamp. Once done resume the timer and return the clit vibe.

After the 10 min mark for the above portion raise the new toy's stimulation setting higher than it was already placed & after the dare is completed set it to the highest you can enjoy and turn your clit vibe to max power. You may not get up or close your legs until you've come 10 times w/o rest or 15 min, whichever 'cums' last.

Enjoy and don't forget to share your experience or review the new toy (y'know help spread the word)!