[BoyToy92]

By Order of M.A.D

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Yes, when I was in 5th grade I tried to wait until the end of a class before using the bathroom and I didn't make it in time.

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
yes, once. I was at a soccer game and I had been drinking. I tried to wait until the end of the game, but the line was so long and I couldn't hold it.

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
No

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Yes, my mom walked from the bathroom to her bedroom naked after taking a bath. she didn't know I was in my bedroom with the door open, facing the hallway.

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
no

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
no

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
no

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
no

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
no

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Yes, I farted at work and it was louder than I intended. I'm pretty sure at least 1 person heard it.

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
no

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
no

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
no

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
no

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
no

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
no

16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
no

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
no

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Yes, my toilet at home doesn't have very good plumbing, so it's happened a few times.

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
no

20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
Probably nudes and messages on my phone/computer

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
Probably, I've sent quite a few nudes with face and I can't be sure they weren't posted.
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
no

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Yes, a few months ago I was with a friend and a crush after a concert. I had just met her for the first time in person and when my friend went to the bathroom he left us at the table alone. I was drunk and nervous and I tried to make conversation but I sounded really stupid.

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
no

25. Have you ever been in jail?
no

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
no

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
no

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
no

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
no

30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Yes, in high school I had fantasies about a few of my teachers.

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Yes, I really liked Lois, the mom from Family Guy

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
Yes. Me, my sister, and my cousin went to a somewhat fancy restaurant when we were in high school. my cousin promised he had enough to cover our food if my sister and I didn't have enough. When the bill came we were $20 short. We ended up having to drive to borrow money from my dad to cover the meal.

33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Yes, I've spilled a few drinks, some right in my lap.

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
no

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
no

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yes, a couple times, but it was a glitch, I wasn't actually trying to steal.

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Yes, I have bad skin, so I get zits on my face quite a bit.

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Yes, and it hurts a lot

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Not that I can remember, but it's probably happened.

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Yes, when I was in school I had to do it a few times.