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Would you rather ....

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

-let it licked clean because i dont care who see me naked and a tongue is a good toilet paper

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

-eat the ice because i can shock a lot of people when i give it a blow job

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.
-the phone call because i still done this once

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

-the blow jobs because i like to blow dicks

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

-take the passport picture because i can earn the sperm with a blowjob

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

-the 69 because i love to blow and lick so its no problem wich sex it is

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

-the tongue because i will get much better tasting things

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

-the biggest dick AND boobs when i can have because i think i will love to be a shemale ^^

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

-a normal date i love giving oral

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.
-sucking dicks so i can eran money with a thing that i love
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