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1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

Assuming the other person is into it, I’d have someone else lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

Definitely eat an ice cream shaped like a penis.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

I would have to go with the hidden oral, might help to calm my nerves a bit.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

I’ll do the free blowjobs, not much into piss play.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

I’ll go with the passport photo, I feel like I could at least hide that somewhat.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

I’d go tied in a 69 with a random sex stranger for an hour, I like performing oral on either sex so it’s a win win for me!

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

Is neither an option? Lol. I think I’d have to go with the tongue of the porn star.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

I’d rather have both a penis and vagina, best of both worlds right!?

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

I’d go on a normal date and end with giving oral sex, like I said before, I love giving oral!

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

I’d go with sucking 2 random dicks a week. Dicks aren’t pretty to look at and looking at dick pics for 40 hours a week is a lot of dicks!