New year New poo
Toilets: Time to get dirty. Get a lump of shit the size of your fist. Open your mouth, and smash it in. Push it in as much as possible until you feel it in the back of your throat. Close your mouth and smear over your face. Now keep your mouth shut and chew 30 times.
Full toilets: Same as regular, but you must swallow.
Urinals: Drink 32oz of piss.
Staff: Lick a toilet rim.
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