[Twisted Kitten]

1) Describe your most awkward moment from school.
in my culinary class, I popped a boner and (due to my not so small size and quite skinny jeans) the girl sitting next to me thought I had a dildo in my pants and I got in trouble for "bringing a sex toy to school". I had to explain to the school guidance counselor that I didn't bring a dildo to school, I was just well endowed.
2) Describe your most awkward family experience.
Showing up to the family Christmas dressed as a girl without telling anyone I was a girl now. Lotta awkward smiles and confused looks.

3) Describe your most awkward sexual experience.I hooked up with this dude from grinder. He wanted to fuck my ass but the problem is I'm dummy thick, and his dick was about 2-3 inches long. Like, I had to sit there and awkwardly fake moan while his tiny dicklette fucked my ass cheeks. He couldn't even get it in. It was sad, I was sad, I didn't even wanna tell him how bad he was. Worst part is, he thought that he "tore that shit up"