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Leopard · 01-11-2011, 08:51 AM

❝ I like meat but I'm a vegetarian, how can I eat meat but not eat meat but secretly eat meat. ❞

Invest in tofu. So much tofu that you can build castles with the stuff. Then paint it meat coloured.

01-11-2011, 08:51 AM	#4
Leopard Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,522	❝ I like meat but I'm a vegetarian, how can I eat meat but not eat meat but secretly eat meat. ❞ Invest in tofu. So much tofu that you can build castles with the stuff. Then paint it meat coloured.