Man are these toilets being wasted
Toilets are to be used every day.
This is for everyone.
You've had almost 90 days off.
Urinals:
For the next 90 pisses you take, drink a cup.
Toilets:
For the next 90 shits you take, you will coat a finger and lick it clean.
Full toilets:
For the next 90 shits and pisses you take, you will chew up at least one turd of volume 2"x1"x"1" no less... And drink a cup of pee.
Cleaning Staff:
For the next 90 days you will lick every toilet seat and rim that you use.
And if that makes you mess yourself due to unsanitary, then of course you will take a shirt shower or bath with your soiled undies as the wash cloth...
Enjoy
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