1: Would you rather be tied up and teased or tie someone up and tease them?
Absolutely!
2: You can either cum any time you wish but you have to swallow it all, or you can only cum once a year but you don't have to swallow.
Honestly I can't imagine anyone choosing the other choice.
3: Be blindfolded and receive oral but you don't know what gender the person is giving it, or being tied up and and fucked but you can't stop whoever it is fucking you
Most people I know can give good oral.
4: You can have sex with anyone you want, but they are in complete control of all your orgasms and you have to worship them, or you can be worshipped and dominate, but it's whoever wants to fuck you
Difficult choice. Hopefully the other one is not too mean.
5: Worship feet or have your feet worshipped?
Ticklish feet...
Scenario 1: You're walking home one night on your own when you are suddenly bundled into a van, tied up and taken to a secret location. You're blindfolded and scared. Your captors give you a choice, you can be throat fucked for an hour nonstop and take as much cum as possible and be free, or be used as a slave for 12 hours and be freed
Better than perhaps 12 hour of throatfuck...
6: Tied and whipped or tied and have hot wax dripped on you?
7: Worship a couple (suck his cock to get it ready for her etc) or be tied up and made to watch someone fuck your SO
Way less jealousy
8: Eat your own cum or someone else's?
9: Lick cum off someone's feet or snowball them?
depends on the gender but the second is ok with both genders..
10: Tied up Spread Eagle while a group males and females ejaculate all over you, or tied in doggy style and fucked in the ass by strapons and cocks?
Way less painful
Scenario 2: You've been naughty and cheated on your SO. They've found out and they're pissed! You get given a choice. They'll forgive you if they get to tie you up, put you in chastity and make you watch while they fuck someone else (and you both know it's the best sex they'll ever have), their new lover gets to use you as well but you won't get and pleasure from it. Or, they'll forgive you but you have to violate a limit, get humiliated, and you must deepthroat 5 other guys but once again, you won't be allowed to cum.
Both is not funny but I think the first fits the crime...
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