[bondboyaaron]

I finally peel the webbing off my eyes.
(I did 15 mins w ducttape around my eyes in a porta-john at work)

I see orin stuck to the wall wriggling but unable to move.

Im find where my socks landed. I pick them up and attempt to Sock It To Em once again at the beast before me.
(Roll a 6 on hit)
Oops i trip mid throw and my right sock, shockingly, lands right in my mouth. Eeeeewwuck.

Before i can spit it out the spideroid attacks!

(I put my disgusting right sock in my mouth all the way and Roll a 3)

It spews out webbing all over my hands. They are stuck together and they are all but useless.

I barely manage to spit out my sock.
(I spit the sock out)

Its time for some Underhanded Tactics. I reach in my trousers, my underwear is so dirty it magically comes out into my hand. I spin and toss the undies toward the spideroids face.

(Roll a 6 on hit)
Oops with my hands tied my balance is off, i trip again and somehow the dirty undies glide into my mouth. Its uncanny! And omg disgusting ahhhh!

Again swifter than swift, the spideroid attacks!
(Roll a 5)

Ohh webshot to the feet. I cant move my feet apart! This certainly puts a damper on fighting this thing...