[bondboyaaron]

Hello my name is Aaron Bond. I work at the tavern as a janitor/whipping boy. I was going to leave the adventuring to other people.

But while cleaning in the tavern's cellar, it seems adventure found me! Out of the darkness popped out a spideroid! Ugly looking thing. (Rolled a d6 and got a 1... 100HP, 1 Att, 10 Def)

Before i could do anything about it, it bit me! Didnt hurt, but i could feel a difference. (Now i cant orgasm for a month or until this thing is dead!)

Fortunately for me, ive already started charging my sock it to em and underhanded tactics!

(I wont be able to use any attacks though until someone else posts! [No triple posting] sigh)