[13:02:05] Kal: you people with your dick chopping
[13:02:12] Kal: stay away from me
[13:02:19] Kal: except foury
[13:02:20] 444: snip snip
[02:03:35] Pingu: Your hand doesn't count as a girl
[02:03:43] 444: ^
[02:03:59] Leopard: If I draw boobies on it, it's a girl.
[02:41:21] 444 rofls. Even pingu left.
[03:15:33] 444: I moan for Leo.
[03:15:44] 444: endlessly
[03:15:45] Leopard adds to sig
[03:15:49] 444: literally
[03:15:59] 444: im not saving myself am I
[03:16:25] 444 sighs and dont you dare put it in your signture, leopard
[10:31:59] nellybell slaps leo in the leo
[12:53:24] MetalGreek: nice to meet u tryg
[12:53:46] Trygg: Nice to meet you as well.
[12:54:04] MetalGreek noms on his nuts
[12:54:16] Leopard: MG don't nom on new people's nuts
[12:54:25] MetalGreek: no my nuts dammit
[12:54:27] MetalGreek: not his >.>
[12:54:34] momo: MG was nomming on his own nuts >.>
[12:54:36] Leopard: You can reach o.o
[13:19:03] 444: God made all living creatures
[13:19:09] Leopard: Awh, that was nice of him
[13:19:12] 444: Living creatures made all mechanical creatures
[13:19:15] 444: and the internet
[13:19:17] 444: therefore
[13:19:22] 444: God made the site.
[13:19:42] Leopard: we made mechanical creatures? o.o
[13:19:58] Leopard: I thought the terminator and the matrix taught us better.
[13:20:14] 444: Those are in the future. It doesnt count.
[21:46:49] analwarrior: heyy
[21:47:00] Leopard: HI ANALWARRIOR
[21:47:35] XiaoLang: wow what a name
[21:49:46] XiaoLang: Hi mom and dad, grandma ... meet analwarrior
[21:50:08] XiaoLang: actually I'd love to say that
[21:50:14] Kal thinks up cool slogans to go with the name
[21:51:04] XiaoLang: "Well Ill be buggered"
[13:58:07] Tucking Fypo: i just realized that i sent a private chat request to myself lol
[13:58:15] Leopard: Did you accept?
[13:58:37] Tucking Fypo: no, i dont want to talk to me, i sound like a dick =P
[18:39:51] Stellz: I DUN WANNA FUCK SOMEONE THAT PUTS LEGOS IN THEIR BUM
[12:10:15] hotcaligirl: Actualky, in some places they give out condoms in sex ed...in 5th grade even, 5th graders dont even have penises and vaginas yet!
[12:11:14] keykitty: Um they do have penises and vaginas...they just probably don't use them
[21:05:40] LilAngel: OH YEAH WELL MY BIG FAT PUSSY LIPS CAN GRIND YOUR POOR COCK ANYDAY MANSLUT.
[08:42:43] sweetsong: What ethnicity gives the best oral? o.O
[08:43:04] Stix: stix race
[08:43:05] softeyes: Is there a race with few teeth?
[08:43:16] 444: Are pirates a race?
[08:43:28] SlutPuppy: ALIENS
[08:43:48] sweetsong would refuse oral offered by an alien
[08:44:03] Leopard: you racist jerk
[05:46:07] Chelle: You haven't done a real dare until you've tickled a t-rex on a dare
[05:46:39] Sharp Nacelle: Or indeed teleported a t-rex to the present day.
[05:47:01] Leopard: T-Rex in the middle of London at rush hour is always good. Beats the traffic any day.
[05:47:16] Leopard: beats/eats, same difference, right
[05:49:02] Chelle: Want to give me a speeding ticket? not when I'm riding my t-rex to work!
[15:10:23] LilAngel: LEOPARD PENIS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
[15:10:59] LilAngel: Loooooong veinyyyyyyy spooottteeeedddd penis
[11:09:53] Canoe: you know what's a good way to get more energy?
[11:09:57] Canoe: sleep
[11:10:18] Leopard: whats sleep
[11:10:27] Leopard: does it come in small cans
[11:10:34] Canoe: that thing you do in bed
[11:10:38] Canoe: ...the other thing
[11:10:48] Leopard: umm
[11:10:50] Leopard: ..eat?
[11:10:54] Leopard: watch porn?
[11:10:54] Sharp Nacelle: i've been known to come in a small can while in bed
[10:32:43] LilAngel strips and starts giving Leo a lapdance.
[10:33:03] LilAngel: Hmm... if Krystal was in here, I'd start making out with her too I guess.
[08:51:47] Bilboy: any girls want a slave pm me or press 33
[08:52:01] Leopard: ...or press 33?
[08:52:04] Leopard: That's like a phoneline
[09:12:06] Leopard: [09:11:54] chrispy1024 [»] Leopard: u wana play or be my mistres
[09:15:31] 444: [17:11:32] chrispy1024 [»] 444: u wana play or be my master?
[09:15:45] Leopard: you're the master, I'm the mistres
[09:15:57] 444: WHY DOES LEOPARD GET TO BE THE GIRL
[06:20:42] MaleASlave: I NEED A MASTER IMMEDIATELY
[06:20:57] Leopard: TYPE IN BIGGER CAPS, THAT'LL HELP
[06:21:14] MaleASlave:
I NEED A MASTER
[07:30:18] Leopard: OMG
[07:30:22] Leopard: I FORGOT TO POST THE THING AGAIN
[07:30:30] Leopard: DOES ANYONE ELSE FIND IT WEIRD HOW MOST GUY PENISES COME READY TANNED
[07:30:33] Leopard: IDK IF CUNTS DO IT TOO
[07:30:35] deschut: lol
[07:30:37] Leopard: MAYBE:? PROBS NOT
[07:30:51] deschut: tanned?
[07:31:10] Leopard: it came tanned
[07:31:12] Leopard: its so weird
[07:31:17] SlutPuppy: AND HTNE THEN HAE LIKE ALTTLE WHITE/PINK PART
[07:31:21] mengde: lol ive seen em
[07:31:26] Leopard: i dont have a pale penis D:
[07:31:31] deschut: :P
[07:31:43] mengde: but playing football is vrry homoerotic lol
[07:31:52] deschut: pale penis lol
[07:31:54] kittykatmeow~: Do you have a tanned one then?
[07:32:01] Leopard: uhh
[07:32:03] Leopard: >.>
[07:32:06] Leopard: fuck
[07:32:06] deschut: Leo doesn't like tanned penis, so tans it o.O
[07:32:12] Leopard: I didn't think of that when I brought it up
[07:32:15] deschut: oops, *pale
[07:32:18] Leopard: noo it tanned itself
[07:32:19] Leopard: its so weird
[07:32:20] Stellz: /me giggles lots.
[07:32:27] Leopard: it matches my skin perfectly when im tanned
[07:32:30] deschut: it tans itself!
[07:32:33] Leopard: but when the rest of me goes white in winter, it stays
[07:32:34] deschut: goes to the beach :P
[07:32:35] Leopard: like wtf
[07:32:38] deschut: with a towel
[07:32:41] Leopard: fucking
[07:32:43] Leopard: sneaks to be beach at night
[07:32:48] Leopard: and tans on winter moonbeams
[07:33:00] Leopard: fucks all the roaming night pussies
[07:33:04] Leopard: that is one hardcore penis
[07:33:10] SlutPuppy: lolllllllll
[07:33:10] Leopard: rock and roll forever
[07:33:13] deschut: fucking tanning pussies...
[07:33:16] Leopard: /me wanders off
[07:33:20] SlutPuppy: i have no idea what were tlaking about
[07:33:22] SlutPuppy: but i feel high
[07:33:23] SlutPuppy: heheh