Hello! So your into scat but don’t know where to start, or maybe you have but struggle to do what you deserve, well hopefully this post helps you out a bit to take the next steps or even become the best toilet slave possible.
This is just from memory, so if anyone sees room for improvement or general problems just put them in the comments and I’ll likely make a part two which is more developed!!!
•Beginners•
So your new and want to get more serious, everyone starts here and sometimes it’s hard, but to become the true toilet you are you need to progress so here is your instructions
Advanced suggestion: this is intended to be done within days or maybe weeks depending on your sensitivity, take your time and come back, shit eating is a lifestyle once you get into it
1st. Get a container, plate or just use the floor and take a nice big shit, the longer you hold the quicker you will progress.
2nd. Get used to your delicious meal, don’t eat, just put the shit next to your nose and inhale heavily until you are completely comfortable with the smell (if you are always put off it’s ok you just need to be used to it)
3rd. Get messy, don’t be afraid of what you made, get your hands stuck in, rub it around, truly get used to the textures and the feel of your warm shit, make sure to get it nicely around your nose.
4th. Ok now it’s time to get a bit more serious, this is a big step up but you need to do it to progress, put your finger up your ass and fuck your self a bit get it nice and covered, after about 30 seconds pull that baby out and sniff it deeply, then just stick it in there, suck like your sucking a ice pop, get your young in there until your finger is clean then swallow quickly.
5th. WELL DONE!!! I’m proud you did it, but your far from getting stuck in, but don’t worry we’ll soon fix that
, so you’ve ate your first bit of shit, it’s probably nasty and your probably already thinking about backing out, but don’t keep going, get two fingers and fuck your self a bit, do the same stick them in clean them off BUT don’t swallow, let it sit, don’t move it will only make it harder, let your spit cover your tongue with shit, then after 1 minute swallow.
Ok this is baby play, if your still not confident or satisfied don’t worry, do this for a few days after every shit you take, make it routine and eventually your brain will cooperate and accept the delicious taste of shit. If your good to move on well done slave your almost done.
6th. Ok now it’s time to get big, take a shit unless you have one, take a descent sized chunk, around the size of a golf ball and pop it in your mouth, move it around, chew, then spit after around 30 seconds, UNLESS you can swallow it whole then I’d be impressed, but you’ll realise your ass only gives you some of the true delightful taste, the real taste is in the pudding.
7th. Ok this is the hardest part, but it’s needed to becoming experienced, you just need to eat your shit, keep eating your shit until one day you can eat the whole log with time and grace, this is the final step into becoming a shit eater and when you eat a full log you never feel prouder.
Ok so you’ve ate your entire log? Wow that’s impressive, some experienced people struggle with that, but now it’s time to put it into practice, you didn’t think you could just stop now did you? No no you need to keep going and ensure you never lose your admiration for your dessert.
•Experienced•
Ok so you know the deal, you’ve ate shit and can handle it, or maybe your still struggling to get a full log down how about a few exercises to help you out.
1st exercise. You’ll need a plate, bowl or container and a spoon or fork, now take a nice big shit, bigger is better always, now get stuck in, take small chunks off like ice cream and eat it slowly until you ate it all or you can’t eat no more.
2nd exercise. Ok you’ll just need a big shit for this one, grab it all, ball it up make it as compact as possible, then just pop it in, make sure if it doesn’t fit your almost choking, ensure there is no space left unfilled, if you can hold it a bit how about you look in the mirror, and see what a pig you are, then swallow, try to get it all down it’s already there.
3rd exercise. Ok this one needs a bit more commitment, you’ll need a blender or something to make your shit pasty and drinkable (you already see where this is going) get some milk maybe a banana and make your self a nice big shit shake, the. Chug it whole, should be more bearable with that banana
4th exercise. Ok maybe you’re too used to your shit, maybe your the biggest pig around, how about you get your self a container make sure it’s big enough, take a shit and stuff it in nice and compact, then seal and freeze, then keep filling until it’s full, when full, how about you get a spoon and eat it all, some should be old maybe by a few days, so it should have alll the flavour, stick some up your nose aswell why not you have tones to spare. - maybe if your really risky you could eat it in a local park but you might want to cover the smell ahaha.
•Extras•
Ok you can eat shit. You’ve proved it, you are a true shit eater, if there was a medal you would have it. But what now, well there is plenty, after you eat shit there is endless of games and activities to entertain you, you can also take this on to eating/drinking other things but that’s up to you
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Mini games - There are plenty here on getdare, from dice dares to actual games, Scat battleships is a personal favourite made by Pilik the best part is that your experiencing the game with someone else and the rules can be changed to fit your experience so a shout out to him.
Find a dom - OK OK I know what people gonna say, sometimes it’s hard, I get that, been there tried that even done that, but don’t stop cause you didn’t find someone after a day, just make sure your fine with what you send, it’s legal and your safe
Use it for good, or bad
- if your into scat how about you help out others, use getdare to tell people about your experiences and help them progress with dares and instructions every little helps.