1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
No
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
No
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
No
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Oh god no!
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Please no
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
Lol, nope but I'm adopted so....
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
Yes, i found out she was in an open marriage and we dated for a while, publicly
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Nope
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
no
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Yeah in an elevator once
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
yeah, got upset stomach from my meal on a dinner date
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Yeah in highschool
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Yes
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
No
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
not that i remember, lol
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
i don't think so
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
hellz no
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
no, whew
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Yep
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
nope, i'm male
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
my adult toys
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
i hope not, but ya never know
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
no
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Of course. don't we all
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Yes, i almost got fired
25. Have you ever been in jail?
no
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
yes, today at work actually, lol
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
yes, awkward!
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
no
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
no
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Mrs. Hardesty
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Sure
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
Yeah, that sucked. I had to ask my date to pitch in
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
of course
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
yes, she wasn;t into me I guess
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
no
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
yes, but it wasn't a big deal
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
i was fairly zit free as a teen but i did get a few on my face
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
yes, zippers are dangerous
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
YEs, torture
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Yes, talk about a pain in the ass
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