1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Until I was about 9 I wet my pants in school somewhat regularly. Eventually I was made to wear pullups, or sometimes a woman's pad since it was usually just a small leak. I'm sure that didn't affect my sexual development at all..
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
In bed, at least twice that I can recall
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
More than a few times by my parents.
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Once, when I was 7 I think. Walked in on them having sex
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Not since adulthood anyway
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
Nope
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
Nope
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Again, more than a few times. By my parents.
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
Yep
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Almost certainly
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
Who hasn't?
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Again, who hasn't?
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Not that I recall
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
Yep
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
I don't think so
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Yep
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
Nope
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
At least once
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Of course
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
Everything on my computer
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
Not that I'm aware of
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
Nope
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
More than a few times
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Mmhmm
25. Have you ever been in jail?
Nope
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Yep
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Of course
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
Yeah, I think that's pretty common
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Not that I recall
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Yeah. This one specifically.
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Mmhmm
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
Nope
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
A few times
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
Yep
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
It's rare but it's happened
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yeah. I just ignore them. I'm not stealing, but I don't care to sort through my whole receipt with the million year old greeter lady.
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Who doesn't?
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
It's pretty short for that
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Huh?
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Definitely.