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Old 11-25-2010, 12:00 AM   #7
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What about dares involving people who are either friends nor family? I notice this thread is tgged with "virgin" and I think that needs to change.
You never answered this.


Anyway, your next dare is measure how long your dick is and then to anally insert the thick end of a baseball bat at least as far as that long, excluding the dome shaped parts of both in the measurements. Use only bengay as lube and don't do anything to prepare your ass for the insertion. Once in, the bat has to remain in for 1/2 hour and then you have to lick it clean.

As per a previous dare you should only pee in your bed the next three days, but my modification is to make sure to aim for your own face and open mouth.


Slam your door on your ballls 100 more times
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