[VauxHall]

Go to a restaurant for dinner, order and eat your dinner. When it comes time to pay, pretend that you can't find your cash /card, and offer to pay with yourself and your holes. Depending on how that goes and how horny you are, you can either 'find' your cash / card or pay up as you offered.

I would advise going in late so that you are one of the last customers, will cause less of a scene.