Put on some old jeans and shirt. Wear high heels, take a pair of handcuffs and some money with you. Walk to a lingerie store. Find a set like
this and try it on. If it fits put on your heels and cuff your hands behind your back. Go pay, let them keep the change as you have no pockets on you and ask them to discard the clothes you left behind. Have a fun walk home.
For me, some thing thrilling for tonight or this weekend