1. What's your bday?
may 17th
2. How many children do you want to have?
0-2
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
not a clue
4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
not for a very long time
5. Any pets?
3, 2 dogs and 1 cat
6. If yes, what kind?
answered above
7. What is your dream vehicle?
69' Camaro
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
hmm.. not sure. i'll think on that question
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
eyes, they tell the personality
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
1- best friendd
2- mountain dew
3- tampons
4- shower
5- bathing supplies
11. Describe your perfect date?
unpredictable date
never knowing what he has planned next
12. What is your darkest fantasy?
hmmm.. not sure
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
breast size and I cant think of 2 more
14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
I dont know yet what the perfect man would be for me
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
dont care
16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
nope
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
hahah.. good question
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
hell no
19. If yes what animal?
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20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
not answering.. wont even think about it
21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
well neither.. but if I would have to choose.. the week long 50 person. I wouldnt let my best friend go through that by herself.
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
I wouldnt even know where to begen
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
not a clue
24. Do you like chocolate?
of course
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
yet again.. another good question
26. What's your dream life?
I dont have a dream life, life will be enjoyable no matter what
27. What scares you the most and why?
clowns.. because they are fucking terrifying.
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
nature, human beings, dogs
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
eyes, if thats considered a body part. because they are beautiful
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
yet again again. another good question
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
nope. but i've seen man vs. wild
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
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33. If so, which ones?
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34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
physically not sure.. but emotionally would be when I had to stop talking to my ex.
35. What are your two biggest regrets?
I dont live with regrets
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
once again, I dont live with regrets
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
they are all equalling the best and the worst.
38. Who's the worst?
look at statement above
39. What are you most jealous of?
its hard to get my jealous
40. Are you OCD about anything?
indeed.
41. What would you do if your best friend died?
I dont even know.. I would drive myself insane probably
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
??
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
picking my split ends
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
my family all would be first, but friends.. trish
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
live in complete isolation.
46. What size is your bed?
queen
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
I didnt know it was nailed down
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
hmm.. cheese.
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
a million more wishes
50. What is more important - lust or love?
love
51. Define marriage in a sentence.
marriage is the most difficult but most rewarding experince you could ever have.
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
bears.
53. Does size matter?
nope
54. Do you have any STDs?
nope
55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
I'm not quite sure
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
I gag easily
57. What’s your favorite position?
any
58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
yeah....
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
nope
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
my backseat?
61. How often do you masturbate?
enough
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
indeed
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
2 months
64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
nope
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
masturbating yes
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
not really applied for a weird job
67. Did you get it?
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68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
I'd consider it.. but probably not.
actually I dont know
69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
to many
70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
yes.
71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
bless yourself
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
oh my. where to begin.. nah high school is fun
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
sometimes
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
all the time
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
55 i'm kind of addicted to speeding
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
I dont know actually.
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Hercules, sexy
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
yelling at my brothers
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
infections
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
nope.
81. What was your nickname in high school?
to many to type
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
unpredictable
cause thats the way I roll
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
moving, realizing the important things in life.
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
love how amazing the mind works.
hate how judgemental they are
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
california when I was like 6
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
hit snooze
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
Australia
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
food is more important apparently.
89. Do you think you are selfish?
not usually, but I have my moments.
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
ha ha.. society should start doing that. I would laugh
91. What is your favorite drink?
Mountain Dew
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
leftovers
93. What is the last book you read?
still reading.. mockingjay
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
tons to many to count
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
hmm. thats a difficult question.
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
there was a question about movie title.. so this would probably be the same title.
unpredictable.
97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
unpredicatable, helpful, optimisitic
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
hit on me way to often, made me feel umcomfortable, so I quit
99. What is your greatest weakness?
havent figured that one out
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
zero.