[Hikue]

1. What's your bday? May 14

2. How many children do you want to have? Not sure.

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Depends on the day

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? mid twenties or later

5. Any pets? No, I can barely take care of myself

6. If yes, what kind? None

7. What is your dream vehicle? ISS

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? International space station. Scienceie stuff

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Eyes. Because they are just so beautiful and mesmerizing.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? One set of poi so that I can practices my spinning: Solar powered laptop with poi and contact staff, so I can learn new things: A really nice camping kit, so I can be comfortable: not sure what else

11. Describe your perfect date? Would depend on the person

12. What is your darkest fantasy? Living by impulse for a day. I have thought about this lots and the amount of carnage that would be had is rather high.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? I would be more fit, Less lazy, Less worried about what other people think.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. 120 pounds, 5'8"esh A/B cup breasts. Green eyes. Short hair, preferably blue, pink, or orange. Would enjoy physical contact. Be a switch. Enjoy raving. Motivate me when I need it.
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? No

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? No

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? NO
19. If yes what animal?No
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? Gold fish

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? Weak long one, I am assuming that the people gangbanging me are all hot chicks.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? Poi, staff, juggling stuff.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? Far enough into the future to learn how to live as long as I want with technology we have right now, with out aging.

24. Do you like chocolate? Yes, dark only.

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? It started small.

26. What's your dream life? Chill around all day doing object manipulation and raving

27. What scares you the most and why? That people I love will die.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Stars, Galaxies, People.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Eyes. See above.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? Its less humiliating for you.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? Yes.
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? yes
33. If so, which ones? Spicy food ones.

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Physically, moving out of a house in neg 20 weather when I was 12. Emotionally, Telling a friend of mine to suck it up and move on.

35. What are your two biggest regrets? Not staying with my Ex... Maybe. Not getting more hugs and cuddles when I was younger.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? Stay with her... Maybe. GET MORE HUGS AND CUDDLES WHEN YOUNGER.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? Me.
38. Who's the worst? My step father. Abusive alcoholic

39. What are you most jealous of? People who can doing physical things I can't. Dancing, spinning, surfing, etc.

40. Are you OCD about anything? Drying my ears with Q-tips after a bath or shower

41. What would you do if your best friend died? I don't have any best friends.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? Yes.

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Procrastination/

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Jen.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? Number two, would be fun to start over.

46. What size is your bed? Queen.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? To prevent animals from getting into it.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Cheese, I hate cheese.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? The power to alter reality.

50. What is more important - lust or love? Love.

51. Define marriage in a sentence. Two people unified into one.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? Sheep are unable to keep track of numerical entities

53. Does size matter? Yes.

54. Do you have any STDs? No

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? None, I am a virgin
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? See above.

57. What’s your favorite position? In theory, face down ass up

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Marketing ploy.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) No.

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? Haven't

61. How often do you masturbate? Ranges from 3-4 times a day to once every 4-5 months

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? No.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 6-7 months.

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? No

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? No

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Haven't
67. Did you get it? No

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? Sure.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? People who say "lol" In any form

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? No.

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Who says god could sneeze?

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? Cuddle more.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? No

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Are we counting 1mph as over? In that case a lot.

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 10esh

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Breath.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Too many choices to be honest.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Trying to see the panties of the girl next door when we were 7-8esh.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Lots of things disgust me, poop is number 1.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? Smell doesn't have a constant speed.

81. What was your nickname in high school? Didn't have one

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? I don't know enough titles to pick a good one.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? Getting raped when I was 9... well not raped so much as coerced into sex.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? As in one thing? Girls. If two things, Girls, Drunks.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? 6esh, to arizona.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Open my eyes.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Some place in Europe.

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? More pizza places are closer to you than there are hospitals.

89. Do you think you are selfish? Yes, I also think all humans are selfesh.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Who says the need to pee?

91. What is your favorite drink? Water.

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Food.

93. What is the last book you read? Frankenstein

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
Let C be the number of cities in the united states and G be the number of gas stations C * 100 = G

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? The ability to alter reality.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Who the fuck was this guy?

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Elitist, Manipulative, prick.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. Your mom.

99. What is your greatest weakness? Fire.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 0.