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Sulea · 10-20-2010, 05:30 AM

1. What's your bday? July 31

2. How many children do you want to have? None

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) N/A

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? N/A

5. Any pets? Yes

6. If yes, what kind? Cats

7. What is your dream vehicle? One that is powered by a magnetic energy generator.

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Norway so I could visit my friend.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? The mouth -- it laughs, it smiles, it licks, it sucks...

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Notebook, pens, MP3 player, tent, bed

11. Describe your perfect date? A picnic on the beach or in the woods

12. What is your darkest fantasy? It's probably not appropriate for this site

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? My weight, my education, and my teeth

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. Someone who actually listens to what I say instead of assuming they know what I want/need/mean.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Eww.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? No

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? Are the other personalities there against their will?

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? No

19. If yes what animal? N/A

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? If I were forced then I guess whatever animal the person forcing me wanted.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? I'd move to city where I wouldn't have to worry about being gang raped.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? It would depend on what the exchange rate is at the time I got the yen, but I'd pay off as many bills as I could and then move to another state if there was enough left.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? Depends on whether I get to return to the present at some point.

24. Do you like chocolate? Yes

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? For the same reason it's not called Microhard.

26. What's your dream life? Living very simply in a little cottage working on my painting.

27. What scares you the most and why? Bridges and double-deck freeways. Ever since I was 7 I've been terrified that one would collapse while I was on the bottom section. The Loma Prieta earthquake reinforced this fear.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Rain, trees and clouds

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Hands. Life would suck without hands to hold.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? So they can read your chart to figure out why you're there.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? No

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? N/A

33. If so, which ones? N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?

Physically -- move everything out of an apartment and into a house.

Emotionally -- accept my father's death

35. What are your two biggest regrets?

Not going to see my dad more often and turning down a job offer because I was afraid of change.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? I'd see my dad a lot more and I'd accept the job.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My aunt

38. Who's the worst? My cousin

39. What are you most jealous of? Dolphins

40. Are you OCD about anything? My car keys.

41. What would you do if your best friend died? My best friend already did die; I spend a week looking at photos and watching home videos of us doing stupid things.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? No, I myself don't have one.

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Compulsive shopping

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? I pretty much have already given up communication with my few close friends so...

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? I'd go with amnesia, assuming that I'm not just going to be dumped on a street corner with nothing.

46. What size is your bed? Queen

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? Because nailing it up would be stupid.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Cheese.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? To always have "enough"...be it money, friends, love, whatever.

50. What is more important - lust or love? Love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. A legal contract between two people who feel the need to have the state sanction their relationship and decide who owns what in the event the relationship ends (see: Divorce).

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? Cows

53. Does size matter? Yes. Bigger may not be better but it still matters.

54. Do you have any STDs? No

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? Blow jobs

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? No idea

57. What’s your favorite position? I don't have just one favorite

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Free gift is to clarify that it isn't really free -- sort of like when people say "to tell you the truth" so you know that they are really lying.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) Not that I'm aware of

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? On the monorail ride at the State Fair while it was moving.

61. How often do you masturbate? Varies

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? Of course not, the tickly part is facing away from the bird

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? Two weeks

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? Yes

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? Yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Makeup artist at a mortuary

67. Did you get it? No

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? Yes

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? People that don't let me finish what I'm saying before they start talking.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? Yes

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Here's a Kleenex.

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? More studying, less screwing around.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? Yes.

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Pretty much every time I drive.

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 75 MPH (was doing 120 in a 55mph zone)

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? It would depend on my mood at the time.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? I don't want to marry any cartoon character. But I wouldn't mind having a Pikachu as a pet.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Not doing my homework

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? People who talk with food in their mouth/eat with their mouth open

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? I guess.

81. What was your nickname in high school? V

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? Titanic. Things are moving along fine one minute, and then along comes a damn iceberg to sink everything.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? I can't say any one event had more of an impact than others.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? The people

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? When I was 8 going to Missouri.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Shut the alarm clock off.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Norway

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Because an ambulance is part of the bureaucracy that is the healthcare system whereas the pizza guy is going to get paid directly by me and requires no form or preauthorization and doesn't have to wait for someone to decide how much he's going to get paid.

89. Do you think you are selfish? Sometimes

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Because pointing to your crotch means a lot of things; crossing your legs means "where is the bathroom". Duh.

91. What is your favorite drink? Cherry Coke

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Cheese, mustard, sliced turkey, milk and radishes.

93. What is the last book you read? A Breath of Snow and Ashes by Diana Gabaldon

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? A gazillion?

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? Director of Tourism

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Splintered Tales

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Friendly, reliable, emotional.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. I've worked hard to forget about him; no need to undo years of therapy by revisiting that.

99. What is your greatest weakness? Kittens.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? In Fahrenheit or Centigrade?

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Sulea Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Northern California, USA Posts: 7	1. What's your bday? July 31 2. How many children do you want to have? None 3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) N/A 4. At what age would you like to have these kids? N/A 5. Any pets? Yes 6. If yes, what kind? Cats 7. What is your dream vehicle? One that is powered by a magnetic energy generator. 8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Norway so I could visit my friend. 9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? The mouth -- it laughs, it smiles, it licks, it sucks... 10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Notebook, pens, MP3 player, tent, bed 11. Describe your perfect date? A picnic on the beach or in the woods 12. What is your darkest fantasy? It's probably not appropriate for this site 13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? My weight, my education, and my teeth 14. Describe your perfect man or woman. Someone who actually listens to what I say instead of assuming they know what I want/need/mean. 15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Eww. 16. Have you ever given a rimjob? No 17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? Are the other personalities there against their will? 18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? No 19. If yes what animal? N/A 20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? If I were forced then I guess whatever animal the person forcing me wanted. 21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? I'd move to city where I wouldn't have to worry about being gang raped. 22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? It would depend on what the exchange rate is at the time I got the yen, but I'd pay off as many bills as I could and then move to another state if there was enough left. 23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? Depends on whether I get to return to the present at some point. 24. Do you like chocolate? Yes 25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? For the same reason it's not called Microhard. 26. What's your dream life? Living very simply in a little cottage working on my painting. 27. What scares you the most and why? Bridges and double-deck freeways. Ever since I was 7 I've been terrified that one would collapse while I was on the bottom section. The Loma Prieta earthquake reinforced this fear. 28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Rain, trees and clouds 29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Hands. Life would suck without hands to hold. 30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? So they can read your chart to figure out why you're there. 31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? No 32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? N/A 33. If so, which ones? N/A 34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Physically -- move everything out of an apartment and into a house. Emotionally -- accept my father's death 35. What are your two biggest regrets? Not going to see my dad more often and turning down a job offer because I was afraid of change. 36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? I'd see my dad a lot more and I'd accept the job. 37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My aunt 38. Who's the worst? My cousin 39. What are you most jealous of? Dolphins 40. Are you OCD about anything? My car keys. 41. What would you do if your best friend died? My best friend already did die; I spend a week looking at photos and watching home videos of us doing stupid things. 42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? No, I myself don't have one. 43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Compulsive shopping 44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? I pretty much have already given up communication with my few close friends so... 45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? I'd go with amnesia, assuming that I'm not just going to be dumped on a street corner with nothing. 46. What size is your bed? Queen 47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? Because nailing it up would be stupid. 48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Cheese. 49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? To always have "enough"...be it money, friends, love, whatever. 50. What is more important - lust or love? Love 51. Define marriage in a sentence. A legal contract between two people who feel the need to have the state sanction their relationship and decide who owns what in the event the relationship ends (see: Divorce). 52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? Cows 53. Does size matter? Yes. Bigger may not be better but it still matters. 54. Do you have any STDs? No 55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? Blow jobs 56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? No idea 57. What’s your favorite position? I don't have just one favorite 58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Free gift is to clarify that it isn't really free -- sort of like when people say "to tell you the truth" so you know that they are really lying. 59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) Not that I'm aware of 60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? On the monorail ride at the State Fair while it was moving. 61. How often do you masturbate? Varies 62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? Of course not, the tickly part is facing away from the bird 63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? Two weeks 64. Have you ever made a self-porn? Yes 65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? Yes 66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Makeup artist at a mortuary 67. Did you get it? No 68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? Yes 69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? People that don't let me finish what I'm saying before they start talking. 70. Have you ever worked on a farm? Yes 71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Here's a Kleenex. 72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? More studying, less screwing around. 73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? Yes. 74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Pretty much every time I drive. 75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 75 MPH (was doing 120 in a 55mph zone) 76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? It would depend on my mood at the time. 77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? I don't want to marry any cartoon character. But I wouldn't mind having a Pikachu as a pet. 78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Not doing my homework 79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? People who talk with food in their mouth/eat with their mouth open 80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? I guess. 81. What was your nickname in high school? V 82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? Titanic. Things are moving along fine one minute, and then along comes a damn iceberg to sink everything. 83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? I can't say any one event had more of an impact than others. 84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? The people 85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? When I was 8 going to Missouri. 86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Shut the alarm clock off. 87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Norway 88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Because an ambulance is part of the bureaucracy that is the healthcare system whereas the pizza guy is going to get paid directly by me and requires no form or preauthorization and doesn't have to wait for someone to decide how much he's going to get paid. 89. Do you think you are selfish? Sometimes 90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Because pointing to your crotch means a lot of things; crossing your legs means "where is the bathroom". Duh. 91. What is your favorite drink? Cherry Coke 92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Cheese, mustard, sliced turkey, milk and radishes. 93. What is the last book you read? A Breath of Snow and Ashes by Diana Gabaldon 94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? A gazillion? 95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? Director of Tourism 96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Splintered Tales 97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Friendly, reliable, emotional. 98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. I've worked hard to forget about him; no need to undo years of therapy by revisiting that. 99. What is your greatest weakness? Kittens. 100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? In Fahrenheit or Centigrade? Last edited by Sulea; 10-20-2010 at 06:18 AM.