[Obedient_Calf]

1. What's your bday?
February.

2. How many children do you want to have?
None at the moment, not sure about the future.


3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
Jessica-Louse / Robert.

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
See above.

5. Any pets?
No.

6. If yes, what kind?
N/A

7. What is your dream vehicle?
Not a car person, but I guess something to get me from A-B.

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
I'd the USA and maybe cross route 66.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
Eyes they can be so deep and telling at times.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
Football - to pass the time
Comfy bed - to sleep on
Books lots of them - to get uber wiser
Ipod - music
Solar-powered ipod charger - to charge of course.

11. Describe your perfect date?
Where my date takes the lead and I just follow and see where it leads.

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
Being blindfolded naked in the middle of a room on my knees, while a FemDom and her friends watch, with only giggles to be heard.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
Id have gone to uni at the right age
Be more ambitious in life
Ive always wanted long hair

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
Not submissive and very confident, dark hair would be nice.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Not a fan, but with every kink theres a following.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
Yes to a girl, it was the best experience for both of us, but hey you never know till you've tried it.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
I would not say so, as a personality is not considered as a person just a mere facia to a person.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
Beatiality? Dancing? No theres more chance of me humping a dog than dancing.

19. If yes what animal?
Worst case situation, I give oral to a dog or horse if a gun was pointed at me.

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
See above.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
The first one, cannot do a week long i have work in the morning.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
On dinner, as thats not much i doubt.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
2005 and place a bet on my teams outcome.

24. Do you like chocolate?
Hell yeah.

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Is that meant to be a joke? you tard. Macro as in macro-photography and other things refers to small objects aswel.

26. What's your dream life?
Lottery winner.

27. What scares you the most and why?
Death by fire, pretty explanatory.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Fish, sunrises & orange juice.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Eyes they are the sexiest.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
Out of respect, drop these dumb lame attempts at ironic jokes.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
No

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
N/A

33. If so, which ones?
N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Hide things for the best.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
Leaving my first crush/love & and getting on to well with my family.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
Not split up and try and be a family more.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
At what?

38. Who's the worst?
Grandparents.

39. What are you most jealous of?
Quite shallow but wealth.

40. Are you OCD about anything?
A lot of thing to be honest.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
Realistically, Id morn but more on eventually.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
Yawn!!!!

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Wasting times on sh*t threads like this

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
My closest friend.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
The second choice is something along the lines of what id like to do in the future anyway.

46. What size is your bed?
Double

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
Its not in this day and age.... But id say it'd be to help protect from grave robbers in older times.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
A long healthy life.

50. What is more important - lust or love?
You can lust after anyone but you cannot love anyone.

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
The coming together of two lovers.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
Seriously drop these shit questions, as sheep don't have the mental capacity to count I'd say nothing.

53. Does size matter?
no but its not a disadvantage.

54. Do you have any STDs?
No

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
The after cuddles.

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
Confidence.

57. What’s your favorite position?
On my knees.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
No as a gift can always be issued in return of some sort of favour etc...

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
No

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
Beach.

61. How often do you masturbate?
Most days between 1-5 times

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Im refusing to anser this stupid question now...............

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
2 weeks trying to impress Kittykatmeow on here.

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
Nope

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
Yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
Sandwich factory

67. Did you get it?
Lol no.

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
No i have no rhythm.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
Attention seekers

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
No

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
Your assuming that god exists though.

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
Confidence

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
Yes lots and lots.

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Every single day at some point.

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
110-115mph something like that.

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Smile.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Jessica rabbit

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Lying

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
Lazy people who refuse to work.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
Smell would vary on the persons reactions to there receptors, room conditions or even the wind direction or sent direction. Your not funny.

81. What was your nickname in high school?
Moores

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
The good the bad the ugly, as ive gone though each stage.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
Independence.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
Hate pointless religious wars but love brunettes.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
Back in the early 90's to Spain.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Stretch.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
USA

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
Theres a pizza takeaway every mile as where theirs only a hospital every 15-20miles, also 50-60 delivery driver to maybe every 5-6 ambulances, your irony sucks.

89. Do you think you are selfish?
I can be yes.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Manners.

91. What is your favorite drink?
Cola.

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Cold meets and milk.

93. What is the last book you read?
I cannot remember it was that long ago.

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
10million?

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
Id be an ambassador located back on earth in my hometown.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Moo - Mooo.

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
Submissive, loyal, polite.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
She was a tiny man trapped in a tiny man-looking body.

99. What is your greatest weakness?
Blue eyes.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
Logic wound suggest that 0 x 0 = 0