1. What's your b-day?
March 5
2. How many children do you want to have?
How many happen to pop out.
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
Boy -- Dakota Andrew
Girl -- fffff, idk. Girls suck booty.
4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
Whatever age I happen to be married.
5. Any pets?
Yup.
6. If yes, what kind?
A male chocolate lab. His name's Buddy.
7. What is your dream vehicle?
A metallic silver '10 Ford Mustang.
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
Greece, maybe. I'd visit the beautiful museums and eat in the finest restaurants (with my non-existent money).
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
The lips. They reveal a lot about a person's heritage, they can be pretty, they smile, and they are fun to kiss.
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
1. A Holy Bible
2. A mirror
3. A dog
4. A solar-powered laptop
5. A 50000 gigabyte, fully-loaded IPod
11. Describe your perfect date?
An adventure to an amusement park. Plenty of distractions from my arch nemesis, the awkward silence.
12. What is your darkest fantasy?
A dirty sex scene between my Sunday school teacher and I... It's dirty because he's my youth leader for church, 23, and married. >.<
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
1. My breast size
2. My nose
3. My height
14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
My boyfriend.
God-fearing, intelligent, band geek. Corny as squirrel poop. Gets awkward boners.
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
I like anal a lot, but I'd freak out if someone tried to lick my bum.
16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
Nope.
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
Nope.
18. Would you ever involve yourself in bestiality?
I used to be into it, but not really interested anymore.
19. If yes what animal?
N/A
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
Horses are huge and dogs expand, so... I don't know... A raccoon??
21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a weeklong 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
The prior, because then their suffering would be shorter.
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
My phone tells me that 5.2 million yen equals 44,668 dollars, so... put half toward my college fund, and give the rest to my mom.
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
Oh, dear. Going back into time is very stupid. I suppose I'd travel to a time and place where no humans inhabited, so as to not mess with anyone.
24. Do you like chocolate?
Duh.
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? [/B]
Because that's a stupid question.
26. What's your dream life?
Married to my boyfriend Jacob, teaching a Sunday school class, studying astrology and/or forensic science.
27. What scares you the most and why?
Doing my business in public restrooms is like, the only thing that actually stops me in my tracks. I hate the thought of other people hearing my business.
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Love, friendships, and babies.
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Boobs. My friend Justine’s boobs. They're so soft.
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
Because changing/undressing in front of strangers is unnerving.
31. Have you ever seen Man vs. Food?
Yes.
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
No, they're stupid.
33. If so, which ones?
N/A
34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? And Emotionally?
The most difficult thing I've ever done physically is... Well, I don't know. I hardly ever do anything physical. Oh! This one time in seventh grade, I was severely constipated. SERVERELY. The hardest thing I've ever done is that day I spent clearing my bowels. :P
Emotionally... Uh... For the past week I've been experiencing sudden panic attacks that a demon is about to kill me or that a ghost is going to be around the next corner. I know that there is no ghost in my house, but still. Even if my mind knows the fear is irrational, I still fear it.
35. What are your two biggest regrets?
1. Dating Johnny.
2. Taking nude pictures and forgetting to delete them off my laptop.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
1. Not date a guy who I met at church, who just wanted in my pants.
2. Not take nude pictures.
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
I don't choose favorites.
38. Who's the worst?
I don't make enemies.
39. What are you most jealous of?
I've been working on my jealousy... But I greatly dislike it when that chick with the big boobs and habit of stealing boyfriends hugs Jacob.
40. Are you OCD about anything?
I don't have a diagnosed disorder, but I hate spelling typos and simple things, like desks in a row being aligned.
41. What would you do if your best friend died?
My best friend? Shelby; I would cry, and wonder if she made it to heaven. I would mourn over all the arguements we had, and pray for her salvation.
Jacob; I would cry and mourn over all the time I wasted with him, and our nonexistant future together.
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
I don't know?
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
My habit of procrastination.
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
Uh... Colton.
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
I don't know! Do I still have my religion? If so, then moving to a different location wouldn't be so bad.
46. What size is your bed?
A lonely twin.
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
A) So that grave robbers and scavengers are detoured.
B) So that the on-coming zombie apocalypse is slowed down.
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Well... Cheese makes my breath smell bad and makes my poo stubborn, and Jacob has a fetish for oral sex, so cheese has to go!
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
I wish that... I could sing as beautiful as Imogen Heap.
50. What is more important - lust or love?
Love, of course. Relationships built on lust never last.
51. Define marriage in a sentence.
Marriage is the commitment of a man and a woman to remain together for the rest of their days alive, made law by God.
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
Nothing -- because they're stupid.
53. Does size matter?
Jacob's like, 5 inches. It's cute.
54. Do you have any STDs?
Nope. No sex.
55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
I wouldn't know, I've never had sex. Maybe kissing?
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
I wouldn't know, I've never had sex. Maybe kissing?
57. What’s your favorite position?
I wouldn't know, I've never had sex. Maybe kissing?
58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
BLARG. The term "free gift" was coined by sellsmen, trying to make their product sellable!
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
No! I don't know! 2009 was a crazy year!
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
In my head.
61. How often do you masturbate?
Once, twice a week.
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Birds can't be tickled because they're pricks.
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
I don't know... maybe two months?
64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
Maybe? Do nude pictures count? They weren't every erotic, so I doubt it. :P
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
Touching myself, ya, but not masturbating to orgasm.
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
Too young for a paying job.
67. Did you get it?
N/A
68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
Nope.
69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
I'LL FINISH IT LATER.
70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
81. What was your nickname in high school?
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
89. Do you think you are selfish?
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
91. What is your favorite drink?
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
93. What is the last book you read?
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
99. What is your greatest weakness?
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?