[Thehumantoilet]

This is a chess game for 2 piss lovers!

Requirements:
You will need 32 shot glasses and a chess board. These can be bought online cheap, search 'chess drinking game'.
Chess drinking game sets will have their glasses pre-marked with pieces, or you can write the pieces on yourself if you are doing this DIY.

Set-up:
Now, you must fill one side of glasses with your piss, and the other player fills the other side with their piss.
Set up the board so that the players are playing with the pieces that contain the OTHER PERSON'S piss.

Playing:
Play chess as per usual, with one twist. Each time a piece is taken, the player who's piece it is must drink all the piss in it. This means drinking the other person's piss.
All the piss must go down.

Outcomes:
Checkmate- the loser MUST drink ALL remaining piss.
Stalemate- both players drink their opponent's remaining pieces.
One player vomits- if a player pukes, they lose my default. They must now drink ALL remaining piss, AND eat ALL their puke.

Variants:
You could use cum, or puke, in the glasses. You could come up with your own loser's punishment. Or what if the goal was to make the other player puke? Or if you could choose what is in your opponent's glasses?

PLEASE post reports! I will play with females in London, UK.