[Kal]

1. What's your bday? 30th july

2. How many children do you want to have? 1-2

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) seth(boy) (thorn) girl

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? late twenties

5. Any pets? no my cat died.

6. If yes, what kind? n/a

7. What is your dream vehicle? holden monaro (black)

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Italy, I would just enjoy the atmosphere

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? eyes, because you can tell alot anbout someone by looking into there eyes.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? a hammock, a fishing pole, an ipod with a solar charger, a knife, and some anti-biotics.

11. Describe your perfect date? Dinner, followed by a walk to nowhere in particular, then us talking at said place for a while about the world, and all manner of things, then I walk her home, get invited in and we wake up next to each other in the morning.

12. What is your darkest fantasy? Probably rape/ stockholme syndrome idolisation ... a perfectly loyal and adoring partner who would die for you.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
my past, my heart and my choices.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. ^^ see above.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
If she's ok with it, then fine... it's no more sexual then vaginal to mouth.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
no.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
No, people are free to do whatever they please.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
no. but I have no problem with it.

19. If yes what animal? n/a

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
I dont know.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
- I would choose the first thing.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
Probably buy a beer, its not worth alot ...

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? I would go to japan's edo period and learn swordsmanship.

24. Do you like chocolate? no.


25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? because the software itself has many minute things inside it to make it work, and because they invented the PC , a smaller version of the previously room-filling computers.



26. What's your dream life? rich and alone.

27. What scares you the most and why? Life.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? The water, the people, and the pointlessness of it.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
lips, I love to kiss a women who has passion.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? protocol. and social stygma

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? no.

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? what?

33. If so, which ones? stop asking the same question.

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? physically? I hiked for 3 hours from one town to another in switzerland. emotionally? forgive my ex for cheating on me 3 times only to be left anyway.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
allowing people into my life, and trying to please them.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
be completely isolated and let out all my demons.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
my best friend - pseudo brother jesse.

38. Who's the worst?
my grandmother

39. What are you most jealous of?
Im not.

40. Are you OCD about anything?
dont share drinks with people unless i know em well enough.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
lose a best friend.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
what?

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? smoking I guess

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? only have one to choose from.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
-the first is how I live now, and the second sounds good.

46. What size is your bed? big.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
to prevent people getting in, and in olde english tradition, to stop any bodies from getting back up through the devil or w/e.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? cheese.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? immortality.

50. What is more important - lust or love? love.

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
putting complete trust in one person and sharing support for your lives.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
sheep dont have the brain capacity to think, let alone count.

53. Does size matter? to some people.

54. Do you have any STDs? no.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? giving girls head, or being able to have sex again with very little downtime.

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? experience.

57. What’s your favorite position? girl on top facing away from you.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
its an added word that isnt really neccasary.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) no

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? probably on the street at night

61. How often do you masturbate? enough

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? no

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? about 11 years

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? yes

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? only applied for one as a salesperson.

67. Did you get it? yes

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? no

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? stupid people

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? yes

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
I dont say anything when people sneeze

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? choosing my ex.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? not anymore

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? a few times

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 100 in a 50 zone

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? probably nothing

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
I dont watch cartoons unless you count anime, in which case it would be nanow from bleach because shes hot, a good partner and probably a nympho

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
drugs.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
stupid people.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? that would be the speed of diffusion of gasses (namely methane) through a given space. so yes.

81. What was your nickname in high school?
chris.

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
tom white, or 7 pounds.
because there about losing people and being confused about life.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? my friend leaving, my girlfriend cheating on me, my grandfather dying... one of those

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
the irony, and stupid people.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
to my current town I guess, when i was 3.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
light a smoke, and wonder if I should go back to bed

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? italy or switzerland

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
u pay the pizza man.

89. Do you think you are selfish?
maybe,

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
-social eticate.

91. What is your favorite drink?
coke zero, TED's, or taquila and juice.

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
bunch of crap I don't eat.

93. What is the last book you read?
the picture of dorian grey.

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
Im not US so i dont know.

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
-Immortality.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Short story of a lonely guy.

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
antisocial, miserable, intelligent.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
only had one in said job, he was a tosser.

99. What is your greatest weakness?
other people.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
in terms of math 2x0 = 0, but tempreture is relative to the one feeling the energy... so twice as cold as zero to us would be absolute zero or -160 degrees or something. the complete lack of heat.