1. What's your bday? 2/20
2. How many children do you want to have? zero
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
5. Any pets? 2
6. If yes, what kind? cats
7. What is your dream vehicle? Zeppelin
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Iceland; explore
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Tiny asymmetries, and no idea
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Telescope, solar generator, microscope, calculator, journal; FOR SCIENCE!
11. Describe your perfect date? Swimming at night
12. What is your darkest fantasy? As far as sexual fantasies go, I don’t have any dark ones; I fantasies about bleeding to death though (not suicidal)
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? More fit obviously, better at calculus, better vision
14. Describe your perfect man or woman. A girl I couldn’t possibly predict
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Noo....
16. Have you ever given a rimjob? no
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? Probably not
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? no
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? A primate of some sort I suppose
21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? The first one
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? 60k? vacation to Iceland, also why do you have a “$” sign there
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? June 4, 1989 I’d stand with tank man
24. Do you like chocolate? sure
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
they deal with small things
26. What's your dream life? Living on a zeppelin, traveling the world
27. What scares you the most and why? Dying instantly; it’s complicated.
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Rain, ocean storms, forest fires.
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? I’m an ass man I suppose
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? to comfort you
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? no
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?
34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Going back to normal life after an afternoon in a field; also complicated.
35. What are your two biggest regrets? Not asking a girl names Laura out... twice
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? Do it
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My sister
38. Who's the worst? My aunt
39. What are you most jealous of? People who don’t deal with society
40. Are you OCD about anything? Not really
41. What would you do if your best friend died? Mourn and move on
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? I certainly don’t
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? WoW
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Well I just left all my old friends and went to college so, anyone really
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? The second
46. What size is your bed? Custom college tiny
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? So it doesn’t fall off
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? cheese
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? That Zeppelin
50. What is more important - lust or love? Lust
51. Define marriage in a sentence. A commitment between to people regardless of gender
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? Numbers
53. Does size matter? A bit
54. Do you have any STDs? no
55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? No idea
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? Oral
57. What’s your favorite position? cowgirl
58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Well then it’s redundant
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) no
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? A pool
61. How often do you masturbate? Anywhere from once a week to twice a day
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? no
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? The first 12-13 years of my life? Really probably a month
64. Have you ever made a self-porn? no
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? no
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Sea shepherd crew
67. Did you get it? Not yet
68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? If they couldn’t get too close
69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Bad logic
70. Have you ever worked on a farm? no
71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Cover your god-damn mouth
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? That Laura thing
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? no
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Regularly
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? Like 50 mph
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? A flip
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? none
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Wandering off
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Peoples treatment of the planet?
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? Same as the current speed of the wind
81. What was your nickname in high school? none
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? Fuck it all
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? Being attacked by a dog, and staying calm, and watching it bite my hand, also complicated
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? Their science is awesome, their ignorance is not
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? When I was 14, to the Caribbean
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Get dressed
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? iceland
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Isn’t that only a 20% chance. And because there are a lot more pizza shops then hospitols
89. Do you think you are selfish? I’m sure I can be
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Because people don’t keep the bathroom in their groin, they keep the time on their wrists though
91. What is your favorite drink? Peach tea
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Gatorade and old pasta
93. What is the last book you read? “One Bloody Thing After Another”
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? Idk, 10 million
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? Just give me a space ship
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Fuck it all
97. How would you describe yourself in three words? I wouldn't
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. Only had 1 boss at Wal-Mart and he was fine
99. What is your greatest weakness? Animals, so... cute...
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? Cold is not a physical measurement. And I suppose you could convert to Kelvin or half the number or joules of heat energy.
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