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Old 06-03-2018, 10:10 AM   #4
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For every exit you pass, you are to pinch your nipples 3 times. If you can't do it at the time count them up and multiply by 2.

If the car stops for gas, you are to go to the bathroom and play with yourself until you are wet and your fingers are coated with your scent. Return to the car without washing your hands. If there is more than one gas stop, on the second one, coat your nose and upper lip in your juices. No cleaning until you reach your destination.
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