1. What's your bday? February the 3rd 1994
2. How many children do you want to have? 2, boy and girl
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Bryan Jr (After my dad) and Emily, not sure for middle names though
4. At what age would you like to have these kids? in my early 20s
5. Any pets? yea, probably when i get my own place
6. If yes, what kind? dog, lab
7. What is your dream vehicle? bmw 5 series i think
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? damn, it has to be limited to the world, i would've said mars but meh, probably my girlfriends house and whatever happens xD
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? the eyes, they're the first thing i notice
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? eh... a garden gnome, my ipod, a generater, a gun, and my ipod charger
11. Describe your perfect date? kind, sweet, caring, beautiful, easy to talk to and get along with, fun, good sense of humour, great personality, huggable, dominant xD, strict and not a push over
12. What is your darkest fantasy? to be a submissive ^^
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? i'd fix my nose, since it's broken, pin my ears back a lil and get naturally straight hair xD but meh other than that i love my look
14. Describe your perfect man or woman. basically what i said in 11
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? hmm never tried it so can't judge really
16. Have you ever given a rimjob? yes
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? not really, it's like saying that if you clone yourself and you have sex with it is it masturbation, incest or just sex?
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? yea
19. If yes what animal? dog
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? dog again xD
21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? the 50 person one to be honest xD
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? i'd transfer it into pounds then invest some of it in shares and put the rest in a bank and live off the interest once i had enough
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? june 4th/5th 2002 my house, stop my dad from dying
24. Do you like chocolate? guilty!
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? i have no clue
26. What's your dream life? eh... to be a sub or a pilot :P
27. What scares you the most and why? spiders, bad experience when i was a kid, almost got killed
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Mountains, Lakes and the sunset
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? hmm not sure i love all of it
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? i don't know, to boast to other doctors, like "hey dude i have this hot chick stripping in my office" xD
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? no xD
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? i probably could xD
33. If so, which ones? about 2 xD
34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? not sure physically, but emotionally is to move on from a relationship
35. What are your two biggest regrets? going out with my ex and wasting a year of school
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? i wouldn't have dated her and i would have studied
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? my gran :P
38. Who's the worst? cousin >
39. What are you most jealous of? no one xD
40. Are you OCD about anything? my room xD
41. What would you do if your best friend died? probably be depressed for a while
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? yea, if we're talking about the same kinda pilot then yea i do
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? i'm not sure xD
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? not sure actually
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? the second one
46. What size is your bed? double xD
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? to stop the zombies getting out D:
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? i'm sorry but bye bye cheese xD D:
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? £46million
50. What is more important - lust or love? love
51. Define marriage in a sentence. the conection between two people who are "in love" and want to move to the next level by combining their lifes to one
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? people running into walls
53. Does size matter? personally no
54. Do you have any STDs? not that i know of, last time i checked i was clean
55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? not sure
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? not sure
57. What’s your favorite position? cow girl
58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? i've never heard it so i'm guessing it's something you don't have to buy xD
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) not yet
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? in a hotel room xD
61. How often do you masturbate? not as much as i used to xD
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? no they irritate them thats why they drop them
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 2 weeks
64. Have you ever made a self-porn? no
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? no
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? not really applied for a job yet xD
67. Did you get it? no xD
68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? yea
69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? spiders
70. Have you ever worked on a farm? no
71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? gazoon tight xD
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? the friends i have
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? hell yea
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? too young to drive but i probably will
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? nothing yet xD
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? scratch my area xD
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? dawn from pokemon, she's a sexy slut
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? for breaking things xD
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? two faced people
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? eh... sure
81. What was your nickname in high school? Harry Phil McNugget xD
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? hmm the pursuit of happyness, i'm not sure probably because no matter how much i try things always fall apart until that one moment of happiness
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? the time i passed all my exams when everyone else said i'll fail
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? i love the fact we have fre will, but we abuse it by killing
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? when i was 3 and to england
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? go back to sleep
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? america
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? because the ambulance knows that you're screwed where as the pizza knows you have a chance
89. Do you think you are selfish? sometimes, but rarely
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? are we not meant to do that? that would explain why that girl kicked me
91. What is your favorite drink? coca cola
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? pizza xD
93. What is the last book you read? Assassin's creed book
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? 1005.67billion
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? i'd probably take super powers
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? the life and times of Darryl (Please note this may break laughing fuses and cause suicide)
97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Random, adventurous and bitch xD
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. never had one xD
99. What is your greatest weakness? cuteness
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? -100 xD