I rolled:
7 - Choose 1 item of clothing. I chose a shirt but not one long enough to completely cover me. I decided if I picked one too long I'd break the no full body rule.
5 - However you wish
5 - Avoid the question
I got my surprise knock earlier today. I went to the door, put my shirt on and cracked it open. Seeing that it was just Mormons at my door, I opened it fully stepping out onto my front porch and watched as their heads went down, eyes got wide, and then saw them almost give themselves whiplash as their heads shot back up. I talked to one of them while the other kept looking downward but could see he was trying really hard not to. After a bit he asked if he could talk to my husband. I told them I didn't have a husband, I have a girlfriend. Then he just handed me some brochure and they left.
It may be the first time his mormon friend ever saw vagoo. I've probably scarred him for life.
