1. What’s your favorite way to relax after work? - Looking at pictures of naked ladies
2. What is your go-to comfort meal for when you’re ill or have had a rough day? - Chips (French Fries)
3. Do you have a movie or tv show you always watch when you take a sick day from work/school? - No
4. Do you power through an illness/rough day or do you cancel everything and spend the day in bed? - Bed
5. Does your family have a “secret” to get rid of the cold or flu (ex: mom’s secret chicken soup recipe, sleeping with onions in your socks, taking a dip in cold water etc)? If so, please share! - No
6. How do you destress when you’ve had a really tough few days? - Masturbation
7. Do you have any bad habits/lean on vices when you’re stressed that you normally wouldn’t when things are going well? - Chocolate
8. Have you ever faked a sick day to take off work/school and then got caught? What was your experience? - Never
9. What are your nervous habits? - Leg twitching and shuffling my feet
10. Are you the type of person who visits the doctor every time you feel off or the type of person who refuses to go even when you’re on deaths door? - In between, only go when I have to get medications updated