You know, you don't realize how long 5 minutes is until you spend all of it preening yourself. :P My hair is pretty long, so there was lots of it to clean, but I made sure to do my best, like a good kitty. I even laid on my back on my bed, like a kitty lounging in the sun as he washes himself. =^.^=
Though my tongue tastes like the back of my hand now. Yuck! And my hair is coated in spit.
Thanks, humiliation_sub, it really got me feeling kitteny, meow! <3