... sleep in a big old used garbage can for a week OR
sleep in suspension bondage for a week?
it's like sleeping in a hammock, right?? right???
... get a clit (not hood) or penis head piercing OR
get an asshole tattoo?
oh lord, i'm afraid of needles. and at least on my ass i'd never have to see it 
... lick a strangers face all over OR
let a stranger lick your face all over?
i mean, i already let my dog do it, so...
...give oral to the next 5 people you see OR
french kiss the next 5 people you see?
i mean, i really just don't want a dick in my mouth :/
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for the rest of your life be horny 24/7 but never allowed to cum OR
for the rest of your life never be horny but have an instant orgasm at any unexpected moment?
i'm sure i will regret this decision, but...at least i'll have fun?
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have to honestly answer any question anybody asks you anytime (and this does mean no limits) OR
never be allowed to talk ever again?
i could never not talk, i would LITERALLY DIE
... use a communal public toilet (so together with others) for a week OR
live in a house with only glass walls but a private toilet for a month?
this glass houses thing might actually be kinda fun, as long as no one was throwing stones.
... eat a piece of soap OR
eat a piece of chocolate that came out of your ass?
last time i ate soap i got violently ill, so i'll try the other this time.
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masturbate with nettles OR
wipe your ass with nettles?
i don't know why, but i'm paranoid about my ass itching!
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customs opening your carry-on bag and going through your toys at the airport in front of you and others OR
the metal detector beeping because you forgot your metal butt plug which they will find when taking you apart in private?
one, no butt plug, and two, if i got strip searched i would be so mortified!
... be able to see through anybody's clothes OR
be able to read anybody's mind?
i want to mind-read so bad!!! it's the power i'd pick if i could choose a superpower!
... be able to teleport anywhere you wanted but you can only do so naked and not take anything OR
have the hottest body you could ever wish for but never be able to travel further than 100 kilometers?
i'm a total homebody, so let's do it!!