[Paranoid]

There you go. Have fun.... Random.org isn't easy on you today.

Roll to determine how long you must suck the dildo to lube it up.
1- 30 seconds.

Roll to determine how you insert the dildo into your ass.
4- Roll a dice, that is how many time you have to push it all the way in. but then bring it back out and suck it for more lube. Now push it back in.
-> 5 times

Roll to see how many times you have to fuck your ass.
5- 600 Fast, Shallow.

Roll to determine how you reapply lube
3- Suck it clean 5 mins.

Roll to determine your fuck position.
1- On your back legs in the air.
2- On your belly.
3- On top humping down on it.
4- On your side in the fetal position.
5- On your hands and knees.
6- Real unlucky, all of the above.
(Yes, thats a 6 ;-) )

Roll to determine how much your fucked.
6- 1000 pumps - moderate, deep. ( every 200 pumps, take it out and suck it for 2 mins then continue)

Flip a coin.
Heads - get fucked again. (reroll last dice roll and skip the coin toss next time)

Roll to determine how much your fucked.
6- 1000 pumps - moderate, deep. ( every 200 pumps, take it out and suck it for 2 mins then continue)

Roll to determine how you finish.
3- Keep it in for another hour, then roll again. (cant choose number 3 again)

and then
6- Keep it in for another hour, then roll again. (cant choose number 6 again)

and then
2- Take it out, cum on it then suck it clean.