Day of fun:
Start by making an enema with warm milk - hold it for 30 minutes. Meanwhile hit each sole of your feet with a metal coathanger - give me the count.
When time is up empty yourself into a bowl. Use it to make oatmeal - this is to be eaten now.
When finished eating treat your feet with some more bastinado - same count as reached before.
Get a well sized dildo - preferably a double dong and deepthroat yourself and use it to empty your stomache into the bowl.
When stomache is empty go get a q-tip and make that almost disappear into your urethra. Edge once like this.
Remove q-tip and get a sliver of ghostpepper or like; make that disappear fully into your uretha. Edge again.
Eat contents of bowl. When finished you can get the sliver out and rinse with milk.
Tie up your balls, not too firm though. Go to a door and place your balls between the door and the door frame near the hinges. Slam the door on your nuts until you pass out. Give me the count.
Report back - and answer me, if you want more? ;-)
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