[Ardour]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where
If I recall correctly, it would be in the cinema. Not really sure, I just don't remember nor that I have any reason to.


2. How do you hide boners?
I usually place my dick in a downwards position (Making the head face downwards) so even if I get a boner, it wouldn't be that visible and I don't need anything to use or even think of a way to hide it.


3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Pictures?


4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
One of the times was when we were playing truth or dare, a group of boys & girls. Just hearing the girls answer the questions was sort of tempting. Later on, game going on further and having my dick being touched (Clothes on) did the magic trick.


5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
Answered in the above question.


6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
Story cut to short, being seen by my aunt. (I had my boxer on)


7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Not that I recall.


8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Usually, it depends on the situation I am in and what I'm doing, and of course; what I am seeing.


9. What's the length of your boner?
Long enough to be proud of. (7-7.5inch)


10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Easily.